The great warrior Hercules was injured this evening in an incident involving some sort of flare, and the heavens may never be the same. It is reported that Draco was experimenting with a new fire spitting technique, and accidently caught Hercules in the right knee. Hercules was apparently aware of Draco's antics and was on the lookout for potential hazards, but he has admitted that his reflexes just aren't what they used to be. It is fortunate that the Crown was not scorched in the incident. Hercules said that his initial consultation with warrior specialist Dr. Juss Kuttitov was unsatisfactory, and that he would be seeking a second opinion. As it is with most incidences today, a local 7-11 security camera just happened to catch everything on tape;
Reporting from behind my PC,
Mike M.
Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
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Re: Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
I like to refer to it as a "sense of humor", warped as it may be.ASSNE Prime wrote:
Quite an imagination!
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Re: Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
Oh...hate when that happens...that's going leave a mark...
Matt
Matt
Matt P.
WHAT? You went over my helmet?.....Ludicrous speed, go!
WHAT? You went over my helmet?.....Ludicrous speed, go!
Re: Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
Is there no limit to the wildness of your brain?
Tom
Tom
Tom H
"Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world. Science is the highest personification of the nation because that nation will remain the first which carries the furthest the works of thought and intelligence." - Louis Pasteur
"Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world. Science is the highest personification of the nation because that nation will remain the first which carries the furthest the works of thought and intelligence." - Louis Pasteur
Re: Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
Ahem, ahem..."Astronomy Ambush...How Cheech got me to Clyde and the Border Patrol saved us from Mr. Whipple".NGC7000 wrote:Is there no limit to the wildness of your brain?
Tom
"The purpose of life is the investigation of the Sun, the Moon, and the heavens." - Anaxagoras
Re: Hercules Injured in Fireworks Incident
Mike wrote:
Touche, nice parry-thrust lunge, point: MikeAhem, ahem..."Astronomy Ambush...How Cheech got me to Clyde and the Border Patrol saved us from Mr. Whipple".
Bruce D